Internet Awesomeness

People who are completely removed from the threat of personal encounter often become overly bold when making comments on the Internet. To them I say, "Uh huh. You're really cool. I can tell that by how much you make fun of other people. It really accentuates your awesomeness, as well as others' un-awesomeness. I'm so proud of you. Certainly YOU are the epitome of greatness and the world authority on whatever-the-crap you're talking about at a given moment." We have created a society of posers. Thank you Internet, for giving spineless cowards a moment in the sun.